Brid Oh, darn. Now I’m all wet.

NTS Wet?

Brid From the Fabreze I just sprayed everywhere. Try to keep up with my irrational mental processes.

NTS groans and turns over in bed. I’m going to sleep.

Brid narrates dramatically out loud  I think we both knew, Gentle Reader, somewhere deep down, that this would become a common defense mechanism in the years to come.

NTS muffled Would become?