Brid Oh, darn. Now I’m all wet.
Brid From the Fabreze I just sprayed everywhere. Try to keep up with my irrational mental processes.
NTS groans and turns over in bed. I’m going to sleep.
Brid narrates dramatically out loud I think we both knew, Gentle Reader, somewhere deep down, that this would become a common defense mechanism in the years to come.
NTS muffled Would become?