Immediately after posting the last post (because heaven forfend I have him proofread beforehand)

Brid: Can you read this? I need you to check for creepy.

NTS: (Even as he takes the computer) Yes, you’re creepy.  

(A minute later) Aw.

Brid: What is cute in that post?

NTS: That wasn’t a “cute” sound, it was a whimper.

Brid: Ah.

Roommate: Picture of a girl holding a knife?

NTS (winces): Yep.

Ladies and gentlemen, the joys of collaborative editing.