Immediately after posting the last post (because heaven forfend I have him proofread beforehand)
Brid: Can you read this? I need you to check for creepy.
NTS: (Even as he takes the computer) Yes, you’re creepy.
(A minute later) Aw.
Brid: What is cute in that post?
NTS: That wasn’t a “cute” sound, it was a whimper.
Roommate: Picture of a girl holding a knife?
NTS (winces): Yep.
Ladies and gentlemen, the joys of collaborative editing.