I found this lying unpublished in my archives and thought I would share.
Days to wedding: 4
[Polite] * Questions I’ve asked myself over the weekend:
What else do we still need for the wedding? And how can I solve it using six yards of green or blue voile with white dots?
Do we need anything from L.L.Bean for the wedding? (To reach most parts of Maine, you have to drive past at least one. I may have a small weakness for outdoor stores. Mainers are predisposed to this condition.)
Is one roll of [purple] duct tape enough?
* I asked a lot of rhetorical questions, but if I reproduced them here, I would have to wash out my cache with soap.