‘Dance, my minions, dance!’ may not be the safest mindset when coordinating coworkers to solve a problem, but it may be the most satisfying.
Troops mobilised. Moving on to smaller problems while I await results.
There’s a problem with a table? I queried against that table today! Did I truncate it without noticing? Oh, God!
No, that’s not how the computer works. You know better.
* Bonus points if you get the title reference