NTS coming home. So did you have any adventures today, dear?
NTS … Is that a ladder?
BRID One of these days our apartment is going to have a loft. I’ll be ready.
Who’s tall now, bitches!
NTS You’re very tall, dear.
Glances around nervously. Of course, that’s usually when the whole thing collapses. Maybe that’s enough for just now.
Exeunt, pursued by a bear.
o O o
Every part of that conversation just happened Except one line. Who would have a bear in their apartment?
Also, I’ll have you know I didn’t just go out and buy a ladder on a whim. That would be irresponsible.
I found it.
I may move it back toward the table and use it to store my office supplies where I can reach them. Or I may continue to let NTS use it as a beer table. We’ll see.