BRID reads aloud: “To wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year”. I’ve been putting an exclamation point at the end to make it at least look like a sentence, instead of a weird small clause.
NTS: creepy Santa chuckle. Ho, ho, ho.
BRID, horrified: It’s like a syntactician’s worst nightmare.
NTS: Tyrion Lannister in a Santa suit?
BRID: Wait, what?
NTS: A small Claus. Does Vaudeville jig.
Christmas cards are hard.