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BRID reads aloud: “To wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year”. I’ve been putting an exclamation point at the end to make it at least look like a sentence, instead of a weird small clause.

NTS: creepy Santa chuckle. Ho, ho, ho.

BRID, horrified: It’s like a syntactician’s worst nightmare.

NTS: Tyrion Lannister in a Santa suit?

BRID: Wait, what?

NTS: A small Claus. Does Vaudeville jig.

BRID: facepalm.


Christmas cards are hard.