[Talks for an hour] Here’s how things work. More or less. Read some documentation; I’m writing it as fast as I can. Hone your programming skills, you’re going to need them. Get to know these three databases; that’s where you’re going to be living for the foreseeable future.
Ok, here are some small projects so you can get to know the system. Let me know if you have any questions; asking is how you learn.
Not that many questions, dammit.
I am never going to accomplish anything ever again.
[Math dawns] It’s not actually possible for me to accomplish everything I did before _while_ training, _while_ preparing documentation. My job is not to take projects, it’s to train these guys and do documentation.
Which one of you wants to tackle this problem that just came in? Let me know if you have any questions.